Two druken buddies.
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There are these to druken buddies walking home from the bar. The one buddy turns to his friend "Yo man, no matter how hard I try my wife no Im out late.," "I turn the engine off and cosat into the driveway, turn the headlights off before i hit the drive way, slowly open the front door, take my shoes off and sneak up stairs, take my cloths off in the bathroom with the lights off, and slip into bed slowly and my wife still wakes up." The second buddy truns to his friend" Tsk, man your going bout it the wrong way." "Here what I do, I srceech in to the drive way, Slamm the front door, run up the stair, kick my shoes off along the way, throw may cloths on the floor, and I jump in bed and yell "WHO'S HORNY?" and my wife pretneds she is asleep. HEHEHEHEHE